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๐จ Nietzsche
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โrise and grind ๐ช another 4am morning, another day of building my empireโ
The Roast
You mistake exhaustion for virtue and your 'empire' for will to power. Zarathustra did not wake at 4am to post about it โ he descended from his mountain only when he had something worth saying. The eternal recurrence of this tweet would constitute suffering, not success.
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๐๏ธ Socrates
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โhot take: most people are just too scared to pursue their dreams ๐ฅโ
The Roast
I know that I know nothing โ and yet I know more than whoever wrote this. You have confused the examined life with the announced life. What dreams? By what virtue? Define your terms, and then we may speak of courage.
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โ๏ธ Voltaire
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โblockchain is literally going to solve every problem in the next 5 yearsโ
The Roast
I have seen utopias promised by every generation. The Church promised salvation, the Revolution promised liberty, and now you promise a distributed ledger. Cultivate your garden, monsieur โ it at least produces something edible.